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Questions for My Mom’s Surgeon

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The surgery has been bumped up from June 9th to this Saturday, May 30th. I’m getting my questions ready…

1. it is a discectomy, right?
2. does she have cauda equina syndrome?
3. will you be making the entry from the back or the front of her neck? (traditionally, the surgery is done from the back)
4. how do you expect her to recover? since she has had significant weakness, do you suspect she has a higher risk of recurrent disc herniation?
(on average there is about a 10 – 15% chance of recurrent disc herniation)
5. will this be an endoscopic microdiscectomy (use of special instruments and a camera to remove the herniated disc through very small incisions) or a traditional open discectomy? Why?

Funny…over the weekend, after escaping the emergency room in search of the upstairs room that would house my mom since she had been confirmed “admitted”, I was asked by one of the nurses on the 4th floor…”are you a nurse?”
“No,” I responded.
“You just walked up here to look for her bed?”
“Yes. We’ve been waiting in the emergency room for more than 6 hours.”

Seven hours in the emergency room hallway and finally…her room is ready. Sheesh. I’m learning how to move things along at the hospital…as a renegade. My Mama created a monster!

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Mother’s Day and Robots

So it’s Mother’s Day. The day when mothers should not feel invisible. This is the day we thank our mothers for carrying us, delivering us, raising us, loving us – in a way unique to mothers worldwide. Today I say Happy Mother’s Day to my mother and my grandmother and all the mother’s I’ve come to know in my life. You all have shown me something sublime, the love a mother bestows upon her child. Mazel Tov! I love you!

Although, I like to celebrate mothers on a regular basis.

On another note…and on many minds lately, there are many of us women out there who are not mothers. Either we don’t plan to ever be mothers, or we’re putting off the glow of motherhood until we feel more comfortable/stable/ready, or, for many of us women, we’re simply not able to have children. I came across a very interesting doc on current this morning, highlighting the issue of the severe population decrease happening (expecting to snowball to 2/3 of the population disappearing in the next 100 years) in Japan. The Japanese seem to be very concerned about the lack of babies being pushed in designer strollers. True to current tv form, the 25 minute doc was super informative, reaching across the spectrum of this issues from population stats, to professional women who party hard and shop, to Xenophobia, to the over-use of sex toys, to robots. The latter being the climax of the story. For me, however, the fact that Japan is embracing robots is not the most alarming news. I’ve seen the Animatrix. What shocked me the most was the stat that the average married couple in Japan has sex 48 times a year. Forty-Eight times. A year! Madness.

Less and less human contact. Less and less babies. Stagnant acceptance of foreigners. Japan will soon find itself running out of people. In come the robots.

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The woman in the middle. A robot. Yeah.

And I’ve gotta say, its a little disturbing. I know we’ve all seen it coming (I, Robot), but they’re here! …or there, in Japan. Robots. Teaching elementary school, at the receptionist desk. Mysteriously soft, life-like robots with facial expressions. They even fidgit.

So…if we stop being mothers, scientists will just manufacture more people? IS that what you’re telling me, Current documentary? I can already see that this new wave will fall subject to classism.

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I’m ranting. I’m just a little disturbed by the way a portion of our society seems to be heading. The Japanese are at the height of technology and sophistication. They lead the path to the future for many other nations. It seems that soon, baby making the old fashioned way is about to be a stone-age concept. Those with more than three children are already looked upon with a certain sympathetic disapproval. Add some brownness and less than six figures, and you’re damn near an economic strain and a tragedy.

So come all ye techies. Go forth and get your own geminii who can make love to your spouse when you’re just too damn tired!

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Click the image to watch the video.

What’s Left of a Life, Pt. 2

There’s something so vulgar about this one…
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If inanimate objects are able to retain memories, then these must be some traumatized objects.
I’m sure the human beings who once lived among these things have left a lot more behind than this trash, but still…to me, this is all I can assume I’ll ever know about these people who were once my neighbors.
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90 is the new 70

My great Aunt Emalena, a really classy lady, just turned 90 and had a grand party in celebration yesterday. Family, friends and neighbors all came out in celebration. Her daughter, my second cousin Adrienne sure knows how to plan a party.

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Some great quotes from the birthday gal:

“My daughter lied to you all, I’m really 70″

“I’m on my second martini. When I get to my third, I’ll start to tell you about the world!”

“90. I made it. Now I’ve gotta start eating better and exercising more. “

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